fluffy-robots:

Sorry if this is like Seinfeld levels of observation but why does my dryer have a setting for less dry? What is the point of that? I never want my stuff to be anything other than the most dry

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

33vee:

i am someone who did not die when i should have died

non-state-actor:

Reddit moment

zoethebitch:

please have some respect for the grieving family members who are trying to get pussy on twitter and meet Blink-182 in this trying time

sewercentipede:

YOUR ADDICTION HAS AFFECTED US IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS YOU ARE ANNOOOYING

I’ve made trillions of posts idiot

irenigg:

“yea my dawg back in town for the weekend so i think imma cop the whole onion.”

“and what about the game amare tell us about the game”

“the game?……

the game all fucked up”

This submarine catastrophe is the blocking of the Suez canal for 2023