Chet Chesthair

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_meat_shower

It’s too early in the morning for something like this. Why would you eat sky meat??

Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler, was a local dentist, serving our community from 1922 through 1946 from his office on West Main Street.
foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.

foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

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nge:

nge:

what is the longest word in the dictionary?

smiles! because theres a mile between the two s’s

bonerfart:

chucklebot:

asunburntcountry:

Why this Australian themed restaurant is anything but.

Hahah, yes this restaurant is the least Australian thing since the fact I’ve never owned a hat with teeth or corks on it.

Edit: The Toowoomba pasta is a seafood pasta and Toowoomba is like 200Kms away from any large water mass. Like cmon guys do your research.

I live in Toowoomba why the fuck do we have a pasta named after us and why is it full of seafood

Tourist: Could you give us directions to Outback Steakhouse?

Australian: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Australian restaurant.

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

terriblegrate:

Oops. 

True and relatable

terriblegrate:

Oops. 

True and relatable

plantdaddy:

Got me stressin

Real