It’s too early in the morning for something like this. Why would you eat sky meat??
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How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money
I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.
what is the longest word in the dictionary?
smiles! because theres a mile between the two s’s
Why this Australian themed restaurant is anything but.
Hahah, yes this restaurant is the least Australian thing since the fact I’ve never owned a hat with teeth or corks on it.
Edit: The Toowoomba pasta is a seafood pasta and Toowoomba is like 200Kms away from any large water mass. Like cmon guys do your research.
I live in Toowoomba why the fuck do we have a pasta named after us and why is it full of seafood
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Outback Steakhouse?
Australian: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Australian restaurant.
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
True and relatable
Got me stressin